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Jaken Bear’s Extra Life notebook.
Posted by Jaken Bear in Community on October 17th, 2009

Oct 17.2009. 1:36 am. Now that the funds have been raised, the next part is up to me. My punishment? Game for 24 hours. Ok, so maybe it’s not that bad after all. I have a HUGE lineup of half finished games, unplayed games, games I’ve played for a few minutes, games I’ve played for 80 hours, and games that I bought because they were in the bargain bin for ten dollars. They are all candidates to get me through the event. My plan is to be creative and flexible in my game choices too. While I would love to sit like Jabba the hutt on the couch for 24 hours, I’ll need to mix things up. For the next 24 hours I’m platform agnostic. I own them all so I plan to play them all. Maybe I’ll even break out Xbox LIVE smash HIT Totem Ball and flap my arms around like an idiot for an hour (as opposed to normally when I flap my arms around intelligently). Anything is possible. I’ve also lined up several friends either in person or online to keep things fresh. Stay tuned as I will be updating hourly right! For now I need to get some sleep. See you in 6 hours!
8:00 am - HOUR ZERO - Gooooooood Morning! My 24 hours of gaming has begun. Up at 8 a.m. on a Saturday. What is this mysterious time? People get up on a Saturday this early? What in the H??! I’m rethinking my 6 hours of sleep now but should be fine as I generally don’t sleep ever anyhow. Kicking off Extra life with some Brutal Legend. I’ll update in an hour!
9:00 am - HOUR ONE - A successful first hour. Played Brutal Legend the entire time. Its freaking awesome! I even earned 30 Gamerscore. Lauren is going to be handling Tim Horton duties once she decides to wake up. I think I might crank the sound just a bit because I’ll be needing my double double soon. I’m going to continue on with my Brutal Legend journey and see where I am at 10 a.m. So far so good.
10:00 am - HOUR TWO - The Journey into metal madness continues. Still hooked on the story of Brutal Legend. At this rate I might even finish the game. Nothing out of the ordinary so far though as gaming for a whole two hours in a row is something I have a little experience with. Coffee and bagels are on the way too and will serve as game fuel!
11:00 am - HOUR THREE - Three hours in and I’m deciding what to play next. I think I’m going to move onto Uncharted 2and finish off the single player. As you can see from the picture below I have a lot of choices. And I couldn’t even fit all of my games into one picture. I guess choice is a good thing, expecially when I have 21 hours left.


Nathan Drake climbs well. Even better than Donkey Kong.

Fresh off of a Steroid Scandal, Donkey Kong came back to win the gold medal.
3:00 pm - HOUR SEVEN - That was a success. All limbered up, I’m now ready to sit back and race some cars. Game of choice will be Forza Motorsport. The game is so good though I may never be able to stop playing it. As far as how I’m feeling? I’m thinking maybe I should spend every saturday like this. It would allow me to catch up on the plethora of games that remain in my apartment unplayed but I’m thinking it may be hard to find people to sponsor me each weekend. I’ll just play my heart out for the next 17 hours and see how it goes. Friends and Pizza are coming over later which is a good combination (provided freinds bring beer). I’ve also been keeping tabs of people’s progress on Twitter. Vrroom Vroom for now.
4:00 pm - HOUR EIGHT - One third of the way done! I’m still hooked on Forza. Looking for some cheap designs right now for my Vauxhall VX220. If I had more time I would paint a car for extra life. I guess painting counts but I’d rather be racing. Looking out my apartment window I can see the sun is heading back down into its resting place for the night. Rest. Thats one thing I WON’T be doing tonight. Nope, the game must go on. I think its time for my first Red Bull though. It gives me wings apparently.

Taxi is one of the best pinball games about Taxi's

Axel and Pixel. I couldn't tell you which one is the Hippy.
7:00 pm - HOUR ELEVEN - Not much to update this hour. Axel and Pixel, despite being Hippies, are keeping me entertained. I think I’ll play Brutal Legend for a half hour or so before Dave gets here and the multiplayer begins. Did I mention we’ll be playing Chu Chu Rocket on theSega Dreamcast!!! One of the best games ever made. Bing it if you don’t believe me. I also anticipate some form of music game and hopefully if all goes well — we get a noise complaint. Because no Gaming night is ever officially complete without a noise complaint. We can’t sleep people, we are gaming to save lives. Sorry.
8:00 pm - HOUR TWELVE - Dave is over and multiplayer has started. First up, I’m showing him the glory known as South Park Tower Defense! Oh, also, we are HALF WAY through the 24 hours. Beer is here to celebrate and pizza on the way.
9:00 pm - HOUR THIRTEEN - South Park Tower Defense!! We can’t stop playing. See dream team below. Cartman, Kenny, Pip, Craig.

Cartman, Kenny, Craig, and Pip defend South Park.
10:00 pm - HOUR FOURTEEN - More South Park. I’ll be updating more on the back half of the Marathon once my guests decide to leave or fall asleep. Also, its CHU CHU ROCKET time.
11:00 pm - HOUR FIFTEEN - I can now confirm that CHU CHU ROCKETis indeed one of the finest games ever made. From the amazing cat animations to the lifelike recreation of a mouse traversing a maze, this dreamcast classic really has it all. Ok, so maybe thats not all true but it sure is fun. Also gamed this hour was Ghost Squad, a “light shooter” game where you have to save a bearded guy named Steve McCoy, and rescue the president from Air Force one. Finally, solving puzzles in World of Goo. This game never gets old. Or tired. Or thirsty. Nope, it just keeps going and going….
12:00 am - HOUR SIXTEEN - More World of GOO!!! Stuck on one puzzle for the last hour. It could be my slowly dwindling mental capacity after gaming for 16 hours in a row.

This frog is really pissing me off. Could be lack of sleep.
1:00 am - HOUR SEVENTEEN - Doc Adams From Sarcastic Gamer just announced that we’ve raised in total $137,000 dollars so far. That number is going to rise too since contributions are still rolling in. I’m going to switch my Etra life blogging into night time mode now. Basically, I’ll post what I’m playing without a lot of stupid commentary. Writing stupid commentary takes energy you see, and I need to preserve it for the home stretch. +1 Red Bull. Sugar free.
2:00 am - HOUR EIGHTEEN - Uncharted 2!
3:00 am - HOUR NINETEEN - Yep, Uncharted 2. I think at this point I jus can’t move from the couch so now I’m determined to finish.
4:00 am - 8:00 am- THE FINAL PUSH - These last 4 hours were tough but I was able to focus and make it through. Overall it was a lot harder than I thought to be up for 24 hours straight and focus on gaming. Thanks again for everyone who supported me! I can’t wait until next year. Time for sleep now …. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.